Duck Joke

One day a duck went into a hardware store and asked the owner for some duck food. The owner looked at him funny, and said, This is a hardware store and we don’t carry duck food." The next day the duck came back to the hardware store an again asked the owner for some duck food. The owner, disturbed that the duck came back, said, I told you yesterday. This is a hardware store; we do not have any duck food! If you come back and ask for duck food again I will cement your feet in the ground!" So the next say the duck came back again and said, Do you have any cement?" "No, said the storeowner. Then, the duck said, Do you have any duck food?"

Spelling!

These will do you a favor so PLEASE watch and learn people. 

Definitely vs. defiantly

"If you spell surprise right then you are a good sir and you get a prize."

Everyone Else is as Stupid as You

"We all know growing up is really hard: insecurities, acne prom, crushes, team Edward or team Jacob. Sometimes if feels like everyone else has it all together and you're the only loser that's making stuff up as you go along. Don't you wish you could be normal like all the other kids?"

"I hate it when I miss hive 5's." 

"I'm stupid too! And Josh... He's really stupid." 

"We're all making it up at we go along. We're all terrified we won't be accepted for who we are."

"I don't care if you have acne, braces, crooked teeth, a crooked nose, a big nose, you're over weight, or you have a uni brow. Hey, look at me I have vampire teeth. You are wonderfully made." 

"Live your life and learn from your mistakes. and never forget you're the person you are for a reason."

So please for the love of whatever weird things you like that you're scared people are gonna make fun of you for, be that person. "

Don't Go Bacon My Heart