Unicorns Truly Sparkle

Once in a far away land, called Rainbow Sugared Lane, there lived a Unicorn. Those fourteen words alone should be enough of a story for any normal human being. Anything with the word unicorn in it is far more than entertaining and obviously a nonfiction statement or story. But because I did not use the word sparkly or shiny (or glitter, glimmer, bedazzle (wait, this doesn't work) twinkle, shimmer, gleam, etc.) I'll continue the story. And because I'm assuming most of my readers are not normal (no offense) as well. Let me begin again. Once in a far away land, called Rainbow Sugared Lane there lived a Unicorn. Her name was sequins, she was no ordinary unicorn however, for she was ugly and very un-unicorn like. She so wanted to be like the My Little Pony prototype she saw at the mall, but of course with a horn. She wished and waited for her Fairy God Mother to appear (that's so messed up, sorry wrong story) dream of becoming a sparklefied unicorn like the other unicorns who lived on the Rainbow. Sequins woke up one morning, looked under her pillow, and found sparkles in return for her tooth she had lost the night before. The Tooth Fairy (wrong again, but I'm just going with it this time) must have come in the middle of the night (doing her amazing Tooth Fairy Dance of course) took the tooth and replaced it with SPARKLES (say in dreamy voice while staring up into a conner.) Sequins had her friend Ruby spread the sparkles on her because if it's not obvious, it would be pretty impossible for a unicorn to spread sparkles on herself given her figure. And wala! Sequins became a gorgeous and majestic unicorn just like the one she had always dreamed of being. She had no worries or cares. She ate the chocolate gold coins at the end of the rainbow with her friends. Drank the misty waters from the clouds. Ate the candied grass (yes there is grass on the Rainbow) until they had had enough. Life was good. Until, one day everyones sparkles started to fall off....